I blame the United Nations for the quality of these haiku…

Flavius laughed as he took the long handled spear from the older man.  “Honestly, what are you like” he replied “you don’t really think he’s the son of god do you?”

These seem to be, quite accidentally, on the matter of the oddities of marriage and such…

Badger appeared slowly from his set.  Sniffing the fresh morning air he had a rather pleasant and leisurely scratch and considered the day ahead.

Flo and Darren plan a dirty weekend away…

You need to be careful when you go into the woods…

No lies, it’s about precisely nothing