Get well soon!
A tale of caution and precaution
Just because I can
Oh don’t go acting all surprised
I want them to stop too but alas I can’t seem to.
I know how you feel I really do. I’d avoid this one to be honest.
Just for you because I know how you like them…
Let’s continue the summer theme shall we. There are some sights out there to be seen for sure.
Let the games commence
Short and not at all sweet
It’ll be over before you know it I assure you.
It’ll be over before you know it trust me.
Incy wincy oh my bloody hell!
Ooh what a lovely baguette you have sir
Inappropriate and just a bit…meh
Once a prudish young woman named Jude Had a belly that seemed to protrude It turned out to be gas Cos she not let her ass pass wind as he found it quite rude […]
Limericks? In the middle of the day? Surely not…
Silly and crass and most immature
Drink up before it gets cold.
just do it!
I’m no Richard Attenborough obviously. In fact I’n not even a David…
If I were not here tomorrow…