Thank you for your support so far!
So, turns out I have prostate cancer. I wrote about it first here…
I’m taking on March the Month challenge for prostate cancer, 11000 steps a,day and hey, if u fancy sponsoring me, then that would be awesome. I am trying to raise £1000.
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https://marchthemonth.prostatecanceruk.org/fundraising/i-dont-look-like-i-have-caner-why-thank-you-v
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Here’s another rambling update…
Choo-choo
Kinky chap with a train Fascination
Loved the ride and the smooth Undulation
Was a wonderful perk
Should the train shake and jerk
As it aided his wild masturbation
Warm and soapy…
Wife looks on concerned
A hot shower with the dog
But left my pants on
Can you taste it?
Unbridled passion
When not coupled with hygiene
Oft leaves a bad taste
Can you feel the love?
How do I love thee
Love that transcends existence
Hot carnal cravings
update number 5…
So, turns out I have prostate cancer. I wrote about it first here…
I’m taking on March the Month challenge for prostate cancer, 11000 steps a,day and hey, if u fancy sponsoring me, then that would be awesome. I am trying to raise £1000.
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https://marchthemonth.prostatecanceruk.org/fundraising/i-dont-look-like-i-have-caner-why-thank-you-v
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Here’s another rambling update…
A few silly words
Brian looked into his wife’s eyes and sighed.
“I’m so sorry it ended like this” he said “I wanted it to work but I realise we want different things.”
Carla said nothing, staring back expressionless.
“I know” Brian continued. “I know it’s my fault I just…”
Brian paused, he had hoped for something. Anything.
“Fine, just fine” he said picking up his shovel and tipping soil over Carla’s already stiffening body. “Silent treatment it is…”
That’ll teach him
Piss soaked socks, last straw
Desperate times call for the most
desperate of measures
Why not, eh 🙂
A quite chilly vet from Cancun
Made a hat from a baby baboon
Made a scarf from some kittens
Turned some puppies to mittens
Found himself rather warm pretty soon
11 days done…
So, turns out I have prostate cancer. I wrote about it first here…
I’m taking on March the Month challenge for prostate cancer, 11000 steps a,day and hey, if u fancy sponsoring me, then that would be awesome. I am trying to raise £1000.
.
https://marchthemonth.prostatecanceruk.org/fundraising/i-dont-look-like-i-have-caner-why-thank-you-v
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Here’s another rambling update…
Stay hydrated and rest…
Get well soon hope it really stops swelling
Heard the pains pretty bad can’t stop yelling
Doubled up in such pain
From your toes to your brain
And its weeping and pretty bad smelling
Thinks he still has it
mostly she is wondering
if she dropped a stitch
So, turns out I have prostate cancer. I wrote about it first here…
I’m taking on March the Month challenge for prostate cancer, 11000 steps a,day and hey, if u fancy sponsoring me, then that would be awesome. I am trying to raise £1000.
.
https://marchthemonth.prostatecanceruk.org/fundraising/i-dont-look-like-i-have-caner-why-thank-you-v
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Here’s another rambling update…
I see…apparently…
She with wonky boobs
And he with his wonky eyes,
True beauty beholds.
Its something I guess…
A vigourous jerker from Kent
Found his penis one morning quite bent
Many years of abusing
Always left hand twas using
Left him crooked, lopsided, when spent
Amazonian lass with a fetish
Would see dwarfs and become rather wettish
Pygmies gave such delight
Kept her moist through the night
Watching ‘Wizard of Oz’ left her peckish.
This one has fluffy cows and a vomiting dog
So, turns out I have prostate cancer. I wrote about it first here…
I’m taking on March the Month challenge for prostate cancer, 11000 steps a,day and hey, if u fancy sponsoring me, then that would be awesome. I am trying to raise £1000.
.
https://marchthemonth.prostatecanceruk.org/fundraising/i-dont-look-like-i-have-caner-why-thank-you-v
.
Here’s another rambling update…
So, turns out I have prostate cancer. I wrote about it first here…
I’m taking on March the Month challenge for prostate cancer, 11000 steps a,day and hey, if u fancy sponsoring me, then that would be awesome. I am trying to raise £1000.
.
https://marchthemonth.prostatecanceruk.org/fundraising/i-dont-look-like-i-have-caner-why-thank-you-v
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Here’s another rambling update…
nothing to see, move along…
New neighbour it seems
inspire his bird watching love
dirty bush rustler
Preferably by an expert!
So, turns out I have prostate cancer. I wrote about it first here…
I’m taking on March the Month challenge for prostate cancer, 11000 steps a,day and hey, if u fancy sponsoring me, then that would be awesome. I am trying to raise £1000.
.
https://marchthemonth.prostatecanceruk.org/fundraising/i-dont-look-like-i-have-caner-why-thank-you-v
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And I will post some updates on progress on youtube below and at my justgiving page.
And Please make sure that if you have a man in your life who is over 50 years of age then he really needs to go and get himself checked out!
Better get that checked…
Prospective lover to his lady June
“One ball’s shrivelled,alas, like a prune”
Nervously he confided
“And I’m somewhat lopsided
Other’s swollen just like a balloon.”
Short month…few nice pics
Couldn’t not read ‘Go set a watchman’ after reading ‘To kill a mockingbird’ and I bloody loved it! Some people don’t, and they’re entitled to their incorrect opinion. Im no critic, so don’t know how to properly review a book, but I just enjoyed it so. Funny, moving, beautifully written and scratched that itch left after reading Mockingbird…
Island by David Almond was a lovely surprise, and I finished it in one sitting. Well written, characters I quickly came to care about and a tender tale of…hmm…fate? Coincidence? Happenstance? Whatever it was I enjoyed it and sometimes that is all that matters.
The Last Man graphic novel has been turned into an Amazing TV show, and im determined to finish the series before I watch it. I bloody love Brian K Vaughan, and his work on SAGA is one of my most favourite graphic novel series. Im enjoying this very much and do so wont anything post apocalyptic, although may might say as all men being dead bar one is less apocalypse and more blissful-everyday-is-like-Christmas.
What you reading this month?
Absolute bloody filth
Dirty talker said she’d gladly suck it
Bite it, stroke it, and maybe shed fuck it
With no warning at all
Covered her, floors and wall
Cleaned her up with a mop and a bucket
Bless her, indeed
Devout God fearing hooker, Celeste
Who down on her knees would confess
Let the cleansing begin
Of her mouth full of sin
Get that massive big load off her chest
Afterwards 