Best I got today I’m afraid
Tag: poetry
A haiku kinda thing for Tuesday
Beware, beware as you fondle down there!
Happy Sunday!
Beware, beware as you fondle down there!
Aah Sunday. How have I missed thee.
Let me count the ways.
Something for the weekend sir?
In your face haiku!
Aah the joys of Saturday
Mmmm delish!
Friday limerick!
Hey it’s nearly the weekend!
Friday baby yeah!.
Here you go.
A limerick especially for you.
Yes you. You know what you did.
Hey, psst, got this for you.
Fancy one of these?
This should tide you over until Thursday.
Sweet sweet middle of the week
Happy hump day
No, too early for that !
Hey Tuesday, yeah you.
Have a good one people!
Tuesday Limerick.
Never been a big fan of Tuesday I’ll be honest.
I would do anything for love…
But god no thanks ain’t doing that…
Monday Limerick for you.
Nothing weird or dirty. Hmm actually it’s pretty rubbish because of that.
A limerick for you. Yes you.
Just because you like them.
Don’t go touching my chicken!
I like to just keep my hand in now and again…
Finger licking good limerick perhaps?
Already had one? Go on try another 😉
I would do anything for love…
But god no thanks ain’t doing that…
Limerick this!
I mean if that’s your thing you know,…
Promiscuity in the eighties
Watch out for that poor bathroom hygiene!
Get well soon x
Oh you poor thing
