A limerick because I had time for little else.

Once a thirsty young lady called Chrissy

Loved her sodas, so fruity and fizzy

Guzzled daily and nightly

Woke up, bed most unsightly

Soaking wet, smelled quite rank, made her pissy

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Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

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