You won’t leave feeling affirmed or inspired but you might just crack a smile at something you shouldn’t, and that is okay because I wont tell anybody. Someone even laughed out loud once but then had to pretend it was something funny they read elsewhere because it was wholly inappropriate and they were a bit ashamed but mostly amused.
Up Yours Christmas – 6 – Screw you Xmas haiku
Each to their own I guess.
Up Yours Christmas – 5 – Family Gathering
Family and all that…
Up Yours Christmas – 4 – Meat
Okay so Jesus never said that but he might have.
Up Yours Christmas – 3 – Friends and Family
Families eh!
Up yours Christmas – 2 – I saw mummy
Dear Santa I saw you kissing mummy underneath the mistletoe last night just like in the song which was very exciting. Or at least she said it was you. I must say I didn’t know […]
Up Yours Christmas – 1 – Jingle Bells
Personally I love it but I know not everyone is a fan so here’s somethign different.
November’s random photos
November in photos
Here, a haiku for you.
well it has a 5/7/5 syllable thing going on…
Memory
https://wp.me/s9hW9f-memory You should all read more APC trust me…
Friday haiku anyone?
One day to go!
Friday limerick.
Make Friday rhyme with Heidi, that’s how I speak.
Thursday. Limerick. Go.
It’s something I guess
Thursdays need haiku
They do, they really do
Aah a Wednesday limerick
That’ll teach you to forget to floss!
Hey its a Wednesday haiku for you
There’s no hurry according to my wife
Tuesday limerick goodness.
Just say no to drugs! Bit filthy this one…
A warning as the season of excess approaches
It’s not clever to have eight pints and a leftover turkey curry okay…
Monday is nearly over here, still time for a limerick though.
Just a quickie…but you know it’s coming soon don’t you.
Captivating confines – Room 101
Just a wee something…
Monday. Haiku.
Hallelujah!
Diet o’clock 26th of November
What a perfectly normal post. feels odd really. Even a little dirty, like I’m role playing being an adult…
Farewell sweet weekend
Screw you Monday
Diet o’clock 24th of November
When temptation rears it’s cheese covered head
God will the haiku never stop
I hear you ask…
