You won’t leave feeling affirmed or inspired but you might just crack a smile at something you shouldn’t, and that is okay because I wont tell anybody. Someone even laughed out loud once but then had to pretend it was something funny they read elsewhere because it was wholly inappropriate and they were a bit ashamed but mostly amused.

Limerick. Go.
Sploosh!

Screw you haiku
Happy Monday everyone!

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Night
“Had I, not blind, perhaps suspected
careless ways, my heart neglected
blood turned black, my veins infected…”

Hey you. Got another limerick for you.
nasty nasty nasty

Hey. Psst. Got a dirty limerick for you.
It’s just one. It will be fine. No one will know trust me…

White Van Man
My home away from home

Poem for Saturday
Because it’s a poem. And it’s Saturday.

A final Creepy Love Poem.
A fond farewell to these at last…

Friday Limerick.
Hard as the rock he so loves
What You Get When You Flood Your Mind With Edgar Allen Poe’s “The Raven” – REBLOG
https://wp.me/p26E3B-1n8 I rather enjoyed this.

Even More Super Creepy Love Poems. Feast on my cheese.
It’s a little jarring in it’s construct but love makes you feel that way. Right?

the first five minutes are always the worst murders, fires, death and destruction the weather and sports are ok but the fluff pieces are always towards the end the human interest stories that give us a little hope that mankind still has kindness … yeah I think I will watch the last half of the […]via To Watch Or Not To Watch — Leigha Robbins Ive always enjoyed Leigha, she was one of the first people I followed. You might enjoy her too she's dead nice.

Sweet lovin’ limerick.
For that special someone

Screw you valentine haiku
The heart wants what the heart wants

When alone
A little thursday something that seems a bit too rhymey
Supplication – Reblog
https://wp.me/p9hW9f-V5 Read it and swoon people, read it and swoon…

A Tuesday limerick.
How I despise thee….

More Creepy love poems
This one’s particularly bad. So bad it’s good right ?!?!

Creepy love poems
Warm and squishy. One for the romantics out there…

A pork based limerick.
Mmmmm bacon….

Screw you haiku
Ignored sage advice Never gamble on a fart Flatulent folly