You won’t leave feeling affirmed or inspired but you might just crack a smile at something you shouldn’t, and that is okay because I wont tell anybody. Someone even laughed out loud once but then had to pretend it was something funny they read elsewhere because it was wholly inappropriate and they were a bit ashamed but mostly amused.
A limerick that has nothing to do with Monday.
But it does mention other beastly things
Monday baby yeah!
I don’t really mean that can you tell?
Something to finish off your Sunday
Now the kids have two mums! Bonus.
Stay off my cream sofa
Where’s your bloody towel!?!?
Diet o’clock 14th of November
The streak continues
And now a limerick for Wednesday
Best I got today I’m afraid
A haiku kinda thing for Tuesday
Beware, beware as you fondle down there!
Happy Sunday!
Beware, beware as you fondle down there!
Aah Sunday. How have I missed thee.
Let me count the ways.
Probably well deserved.
You’re not all special!
Something for the weekend sir?
In your face haiku!
Aah the joys of Saturday
Mmmm delish!
2000AD Annual 1978
Christmas 1978.
Friday limerick!
Hey it’s nearly the weekend!
The dream of all dreams – Room 101
A thing for Friday
Friday baby yeah!.
Here you go.
A limerick especially for you.
Yes you. You know what you did.
Petals and Parasols – Room 101
Another thing about stuff and people and more stuff
Hey, psst, got this for you.
Fancy one of these?
Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday: Whatever words I fancy
I so need boundaries if only so I have something to cross
This should tide you over until Thursday.
Sweet sweet middle of the week
Happy hump day
No, too early for that !
A Day of Denial – Room 101
Another thing about stuff and people and more stuff
2000AD Prog 453
18th January 1986
Hey Tuesday, yeah you.
Have a good one people!
