Moist…plump…succulent
Juices flowing, steaming hot
Did I mention moist?
Another haiku… He couldn’t help himself…
Hot bird cravings
Tag: haiku
Screw you haiku!
Dont trim too much, gents…
You know who to blame
No one can ever enjoy
A small black moustache
Here, a haiku for you.
One with a filthy drawing
Thinks he still has it
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mostly she is wondering
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if she dropped a stitch
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Another day, more of this…
This is no Haiku
I will not be restricted
Wont curtail my verse
Protest all you like
With your tight little structure
Impingeing my flow
Now away with you
And let me enjoy freedom
Words flow like water
In your face haiku
I cannot abide your grip
Eat my verbose words!
Haiku
See the crocus, the daffodil, the steaming piles spring forth
When spring comes at last
Once Frozen winter secters
Revealed in the sun
Another haiku for you.
Juicy juicy
Botox in fashion
Oft renews where nature fails
Face like old sex Doll
True story haiku
Warm and soapy…
Wife looks on concerned
A hot shower with the dog
But left my pants on
Haiku maybe?
That’ll teach him
Piss soaked socks, last straw
Desperate times call for the most
desperate of measures
Screw you haiku. Oh yes.
Time brings forgiveness
and oft makes right hearts once wronged
forgiveness once more
Screw You Haiku
A little light haiku relief…
Proof that haiku do not always have to be serious…
The life of the clown
by day bringing joy, by night
he’s under your bed
night time toilet trip
lights out, think I saw a clown
run back to bed scared
Long hair and tight jeans
he watches her walk and lusts
bugger, it’s a bloke!
hot tea before bed
up three times throughout the night
Damn old man’s bladder!
Screw you haiku
How is the diet going?
Oh resolution
Grasping at glimmers of hope
Pain of weigh in day
Hey! Screw you haiku, and 2022!
Killing diminuitive Japanese poetry one abomination at a time…
New year, off in search
Things we lost along the way
When diets failed us
Haiku. Picture. Go.
Ruining diminuitive Japanese poetry one picture at a time
With words does ensnare
and all resistance removes
silver tongued devil
Screw you haiku. Yeah baby!
The heart wants what the heart wants
Destined, sweet embrace
Two hearts entwined eternal
Love transcending time
Bluetooth Porn Haiku.
Oh I’m sure every family has been there. No? Oh…right…sorry. Well bet Im the only one with this title in a blog post EVER!
he watched plumber porn
Connected to the Bluetooth
while folks ate salad
Oh look a haiku. No, actually don’t. But do.
Do my creative pursuits know no bounds?
Gym kit malfunction
who’d ever have imagined
hidden in small shorts
I know I am a grown man and that I should know better. I know I can produce things of a more edifying nature. I know should be a better example to my children and generally a better human being but alas I am not.
Look what dad made boys! Don’t tell mum!
Hey! Screw you haiku!
Killing diminuitive Japanese poetry one abomination at a time…
Sweet hyperbole
In pursuit of fair romance
oft on deaf ears falls
Screw you Haiku. Both of you. All day.
This was in my drafts…make of it what you will.
Love sees not the faults
and deaf to accusations
turns blind eye again
Thursdays need haiku
How do I love thee
Doting, heart full of passion
reciprocated?
A poo haiku for you…
I should know better. I do.meh…
He thinks he’s funny
But he gambled on a fart
Faecal stained trousers
Your Tuesday limerick
It’s that time again
Once a virginal lassie from Bury
To her boyfriend she offered her cherry
“Damn wrong hole” she did cry
“You’re two inches too high!”
“Does it hurt?” he asked, she replied “Very!”
Screw you haiku
A lesson in the importance of being sensitive
She, orphaned at birth
Revealed, he comforts with sex
Moderate language
Fetish Haiku – B is for Bondage
Been forever since I did some of these. Found a new list to work to so let’s see where this leads…
Tied self to bed frame
Cuts off the circulation
passed out, lost a hand
Bondage – to bind. It’s right there in the word,
Colleen’s Tanka Tuesday: LOOSE and TIGHT
My ongoing desecration of diminutive Japanese poetry forms
Not done one of these in yonks! Let’s put that right…
This week the challenge was to use synonyms for LOOSE and TIGHT.
clothes baggy like sails
billow in wild winds of greed
tossed as left salad
in exchange for sweet, rich fare
trousers slowly strangle me
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Fetish Haiku – A is for Acrotomophilia
Been forever since I did some of these. Found a new list to work to so let’s see where this leads…
In Fingerless gloves
Through absence of feet aroused
Smooth, sensual stumps
Acrotomophilia – Arousal to amputees
To be honest I have heard of this one. Apparently some people (and by that I mean men. Pretty much it’s always men right….) Anyway, there’s some good money to be made from rubs from stubs. That what my research leads me to believe.
I need to burn my computer now because I should have known better than to google ‘weird kinks’) whilst not in incognito mode… Okay so I clicked a few links. I’m just naturally curious!
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