And a pear martini in a pear tree…
Be careful this party season
Bringing you puppies and sweeties in his big blacked out van
Each to their own I guess.
Family and all that…
Okay so Jesus never said that but he might have.
Dear Santa I saw you kissing mummy underneath the mistletoe last night just like in the song which was very exciting. Or at least she said it was you. I must say I didn’t know […]
Personally I love it but I know not everyone is a fan so here’s somethign different.
well it has a 5/7/5 syllable thing going on…
Just the one perhaps
One day to go!
Make Friday rhyme with Heidi, that’s how I speak.
It’s something I guess
They do, they really do
That’ll teach you to forget to floss!
There’s no hurry according to my wife
Just say no to drugs! Bit filthy this one…
It’s not clever to have eight pints and a leftover turkey curry okay…
Just a quickie…but you know it’s coming soon don’t you.
Screw you Monday
I hear you ask…
And mostly just why the hell not
Psst. Yeah you. Over here…