A Limerick.

A broad shouldered lady called Brenda
Big old hands, hairy arms, legs quite slender
Wispy beard and top lip
Quite full breast, curvy hip
Size 12 feet, hard to classify gender

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Wednesday filthy limerick

The yin to my poetic yang…

Friend of mine met a lass from Bermuda

He pursued, flowers, food, woo’d and screwed her

But within ’bout a week

Realised, quite the freak,

As she cried, strap-on lubed, “Let’s get ruder!”