With words does ensnare
and all resistance removes
silver tongued devil
Haiku. Picture. Go.
Ruining diminuitive Japanese poetry one picture at a time
Category: haiku
Screw you haiku
A tale as old as time…
Though chasms divide
Hearts long, sweet caress do crave
Such needs unfulfilled
Oh look a haiku. No, actually don’t. But do.
Do my creative pursuits know no bounds?
Gym kit malfunction
who’d ever have imagined
hidden in small shorts
I know I am a grown man and that I should know better. I know I can produce things of a more edifying nature. I know should be a better example to my children and generally a better human being but alas I am not.
Look what dad made boys! Don’t tell mum!
Another limerick. Dirty.
Confession time
A God fearing hooker Celeste
Who down on her knees would confess
Let the cleansing begin
Of her mouth full of sin
Get that massive big load off her chest
Screw you Haiku. Both of you. All day.
This was in my drafts…make of it what you will.
Love sees not the faults
and deaf to accusations
turns blind eye again
Thursdays need haiku
How do I love thee
Doting, heart full of passion
reciprocated?
A poo haiku for you…
I should know better. I do.meh…
He thinks he’s funny
But he gambled on a fart
Faecal stained trousers
Yup, Screw you haiku
Only faith and hopes
Does span the bridge of excess
When yule tide passes
Screw you haiku
A lesson in the importance of being sensitive
She, orphaned at birth
Revealed, he comforts with sex
Moderate language
Haiku for you!
Ruining diminutive Japanese poetry one picture at a time! All credit goes to Prince on this. R.I.P
If you know, you know…
Anticipation
Satisfaction guaranteed
Cruel reality
A new year haiku!
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A renewed focus
Transformative targets
Determination
Fetish Haiku – B is for Bondage
Been forever since I did some of these. Found a new list to work to so let’s see where this leads…
Tied self to bed frame
Cuts off the circulation
passed out, lost a hand
Bondage – to bind. It’s right there in the word,
Fetish Haiku – A is for Acrotomophilia
Been forever since I did some of these. Found a new list to work to so let’s see where this leads…
In Fingerless gloves
Through absence of feet aroused
Smooth, sensual stumps
Acrotomophilia – Arousal to amputees
To be honest I have heard of this one. Apparently some people (and by that I mean men. Pretty much it’s always men right….) Anyway, there’s some good money to be made from rubs from stubs. That what my research leads me to believe.
I need to burn my computer now because I should have known better than to google ‘weird kinks’) whilst not in incognito mode… Okay so I clicked a few links. I’m just naturally curious!
Yeah screw you haiku!
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Relationships change
Communication, the key
Changing desires
Screw you haiku
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Calorie controlled
Positive about the change
Trousers must have shrunk
Screw you haiku
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Bleak isolation
Flowery lady garden
Ever worlds apart
Screw you haiku
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Time marches forward
Hearts once one, separated
Distance between us
Screw you haiku – Lockdown special
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To pass unhindered
Where once we trod so freely
Now inhibited
Screw you haiku
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Unbridled passion
Anticipation, cut short
Blissful moment lost
Screw you haiku
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Living in sweet denial
Truth revealed in time
Another limerick…meh
With a sunday feel…
A God fearing hooker Celeste
Who on her knees would confess
Let the cleansing begin
Of her mouth full of sin
And that massive big load off her chest
Screw you haiku
Canine shenannigans
Garden flourishing
Vile canine defecator
Rockery shitter
…..
So you know I got me a hound right? Well if not I did. Gorgeous little lab. Anyway, turns out despite having plenty of places to relieve himself he has become obsessed with befouling my beautiful lockdown rockery I worked so hard at.
This lovely little bouncing befouler seems hell bent on declining the offer of a whole selection of suitable defecation options in favour of besmirching my succulents.
Were working through it and I am not quite sure who will win to be honest. He already massacred one of my delicate alpines in a most upsetting manner after he had a few too many treats which agitated his tummy so 1-0 to him I guess.
On the upside though I did discover a hidden benefit of dog ownership when I got to the shop without a mask. Three poo bags tied around my head did the job nicely. Down side though was that I nearly bloody suffocated for the sake of toilet roll and a sliced loaf.
Happy days
Screw you haiku
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Self isolating
Husbands false expectation
wife contacts HR
Screw you haiku
A warning to try on your jeans once a week
Self Isolating
Mere metres from the fridge
Unrelenting growth
Yup, Screw you haiku
Oh sweet 5/7/5 how I defile thee so willingly
Only faith and hopes
Does span the bridge of excess
When yule tide passes
Afterwards 