How do I love thee
Love that transcends existence
Hot carnal cravings
Can you feel the love?
How do I love thee
Love that transcends existence
Hot carnal cravings
That’ll teach him
Piss soaked socks, last straw
Desperate times call for the most
desperate of measures
Thinks he still has it
mostly she is wondering
if she dropped a stitch
I see…apparently…
She with wonky boobs
And he with his wonky eyes,
True beauty beholds.
Bless her, indeed
Devout God fearing hooker, Celeste
Who down on her knees would confess
Let the cleansing begin
Of her mouth full of sin
Get that massive big load off her chest
Reblog…regurgitate…remember
Just a reminder that these were once a thing. Kind of a re blog..
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I was prompted by one of my regular readers to perhaps explore the world of fetish in haiku form. Well it was something like that, I don’t recall exactly but before you know it I am googling the most astonishing things and writing small Japanese poems about them. I know they’re not strictly haiku – they do though have the haiku structure.
Some of stuff I have heard of but a lot of it took me somewhat by surprise. I am rather concerned over the search history on my phone because it is pure filth. All in the name of research mind.
Anyway, I shall leave it up to you to google the title below if you dare.
Liquidophilia
You filthy bugger
get them out my bloody pint
wet dripping bollocks
Time to ruin diminuitive Japanese poetry styles…
The haiku, so proud, tight, formal. So little saying so much.
Long legged beauty
Slender, shapely and long necked
Dirty giraffe thoughts
How do I love thee
Doting, heart full of passion
reciprocated?
How is the diet going?
Oh resolution
Grasping at glimmers of hope
Pain of weigh in day
Ruining diminuitive Japanese poetry one picture at a time
With words does ensnare
and all resistance removes
silver tongued devil
A tale as old as time…
Though chasms divide
Hearts long, sweet caress do crave
Such needs unfulfilled
Do my creative pursuits know no bounds?
Gym kit malfunction
who’d ever have imagined
hidden in small shorts
I know I am a grown man and that I should know better. I know I can produce things of a more edifying nature. I know should be a better example to my children and generally a better human being but alas I am not.
Look what dad made boys! Don’t tell mum!
Confession time
A God fearing hooker Celeste
Who down on her knees would confess
Let the cleansing begin
Of her mouth full of sin
Get that massive big load off her chest
This was in my drafts…make of it what you will.
Love sees not the faults
and deaf to accusations
turns blind eye again
How do I love thee
Doting, heart full of passion
reciprocated?
I should know better. I do.meh…
He thinks he’s funny
But he gambled on a fart
Faecal stained trousers
Only faith and hopes
Does span the bridge of excess
When yule tide passes
A lesson in the importance of being sensitive
She, orphaned at birth
Revealed, he comforts with sex
Moderate language
Ruining diminutive Japanese poetry one picture at a time! All credit goes to Prince on this. R.I.P
If you know, you know…
Anticipation
Satisfaction guaranteed
Cruel reality
Ruining diminutive Japanese poetry one picture at a time!
A renewed focus
Transformative targets
Determination
Been forever since I did some of these. Found a new list to work to so let’s see where this leads…
Tied self to bed frame
Cuts off the circulation
passed out, lost a hand
Bondage – to bind. It’s right there in the word,
Been forever since I did some of these. Found a new list to work to so let’s see where this leads…
In Fingerless gloves
Through absence of feet aroused
Smooth, sensual stumps
Acrotomophilia – Arousal to amputees
To be honest I have heard of this one. Apparently some people (and by that I mean men. Pretty much it’s always men right….) Anyway, there’s some good money to be made from rubs from stubs. That what my research leads me to believe.
I need to burn my computer now because I should have known better than to google ‘weird kinks’) whilst not in incognito mode… Okay so I clicked a few links. I’m just naturally curious!
Ruining diminutive Japanese poetry one picture at a time!
Relationships change
Communication, the key
Changing desires
Ruining diminutive Japanese poetry one post at a time
Calorie controlled
Positive about the change
Trousers must have shrunk
Defiling Japanese poetry one picture at a time.
Bleak isolation
Flowery lady garden
Ever worlds apart