They do, they really do
Category: haiku
Hey its a Wednesday haiku for you
There’s no hurry according to my wife
A warning as the season of excess approaches
It’s not clever to have eight pints and a leftover turkey curry okay…
Monday. Haiku.
Hallelujah!
God will the haiku never stop
I hear you ask…
Another haiku for you…
Yes, baby Jesus does indeed hate your guts
A haiku for you…
And on a Thursday too…
Monday baby yeah!
I don’t really mean that can you tell?
Something to finish off your Sunday
Now the kids have two mums! Bonus.
A haiku kinda thing for Tuesday
Beware, beware as you fondle down there!
Happy Sunday!
Beware, beware as you fondle down there!
Something for the weekend sir?
In your face haiku!
Friday baby yeah!.
Here you go.
Hey, psst, got this for you.
Fancy one of these?
Happy hump day
No, too early for that !
Hey Tuesday, yeah you.
Have a good one people!
I would do anything for love…
But god no thanks ain’t doing that…
I would do anything for love…
But god no thanks ain’t doing that…
Promiscuity in the eighties
Watch out for that poor bathroom hygiene!
Come on gents, we’ve all tried it right?
Right? Hello? Hellooooo???
Oh the shame
Wait until the coast is clear
Lets get back into these shall we…
As I recall he insisted he had spilled a drink in his lap…A friend of a friend. You know…Darren.
More things to tut at.
We all need something right?
