My First Book

Seems I wrote one…

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I have written before about why I started my blog.  For those who missed it one of the main reasons was due to a friend who’s wife, an aspiring writer and a vile human being, insisting that anyone that self publishes does so as an act of vanity which is probably why she had never been published and for the most part refused to work.  Writers retreats she enjoyed a plenty I believe.

Anyway, perhaps I ended up proving her point, but I suggested to my friend that I would from that day forth take up writing and publish a book before she did just to prove the point that surely it isn’t that hard and perhaps if she wasn’t such a horrible cow she might have achieved more.

Anyway, the result of that rant can now be found on Amazon in the form of my first book ‘A Collection of Inappropriate Limericks.  Its only 300 or so of my limericks but it’s something I guess.  Something I made that perhaps my grandkids will hold one day and ask “What the fuck was wrong with Grandad?”

Paperback out now with the E-book to follow on the twelfth mostly because I made a mistake setting it up and couldn’t work out how to remedy it.’

Oh and I dedicated it to her too.  Seemed only right.

Paperback in the UK is here

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1916089011

And in the US here

https://www.amazon.com/dp/1916089011

UK E-Book can be preordered here for delivery on the 12th of April.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07QF58TYM

 

The US E-Book is here

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07QF58TYM

 

Who’d have thought it eh…

Author: Michael

Husband, dad,programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

35 thoughts on “My First Book”

  1. Hey, your US paperback version just says “unavailable.” However, thank goodness I can get the e-book version right now…er April 12th. Sigh ;P Ordered, and patiently awaiting filth and depravity to assault my Kindle soon. I’m so pleased for you. I’ve been hoping you’d do this for a long time.

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  2. You absolute mother******. I am surrounded by authors and I don’t know I am in it. Oh, you… Wow. Congratulations. This is… above the words. Wish you lots of royalties and dedicated readers. 😀 Bravo Malcolm… Wait, your name is Malcolm? 😮

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  3. Lol no its Michael…Malcolm my middle name…i just liked the sound of it better…

    I will make no money lol its just a bit of fun…not sure limericks make me an author. Perhaps a dirty pervert at best 🙂

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  4. Laughing, congratulations! that was on my New Year’s rez list so I’m hoping to follow your example soon. I may be like her talking about it forever tho. I think it’s very cool you got it done and hope you make a lot of sales.

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