For the sake of common decency there are things I would love to write but don’t. Here’s a sneak preview as to why…

Just a few limericks to get them out of my head. Camping, drugs and a couple of perverts are on teh menu today.

This week I will be covering gender fluidity, inappropriate love for South American animals, naked dancing and of course…Donald Trump.

Yeah you know what time it is!

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Not a piece I am particularly proud of but it is what it is.  *Presses publish*