It’s Monday where I am. Just. Limerick time.

Aah the things we deny ourselves…

Once a lady with grace, class and poise

Had a craving for both girls and boys

She would keep it well hidden

What she thought was forbidden

And so got through so many sex toys

Eat my limerick!

Dirty, dirty girl

A vegan lass who had forgotten

About the things that she’d placed in her bottom

From a night of abandon

With some vegetables, random

‘Till they dripped from her sphincter, quite rotten

SHandmaid’s tale