Blah blah limerick blah
who left that lying around?
Get well soon!
A tale of caution and precaution
Just because I can
That is why they cannot have nice things. Or salad.
Oh don’t go acting all surprised
I want them to stop too but alas I can’t seem to.
I know how you feel I really do. I’d avoid this one to be honest.
Just for you because I know how you like them…
Only one day in…
May 2019 be even better/less shit x
All mostly inappropriate…Sorry. No really I am…Honest…
Just the one perhaps
Make Friday rhyme with Heidi, that’s how I speak.
It’s something I guess
That’ll teach you to forget to floss!
Just say no to drugs! Bit filthy this one…
Just a quickie…but you know it’s coming soon don’t you.
Screw you Monday
And mostly just why the hell not
Psst. Yeah you. Over here…
Nearly Friday people!