Why is it when I choose to diet I crave red meat and choose to fry it And sauces full of cheese – I’ll try it My resistance sadly none And when I start the […]
Tag: food
Dieting. 7.
A new dawn?
Nonsensical Hodgepodge – March Prompts 23/31
Curtain twitchers beware
Sniffles and Snuffles – March Prompts 22/31
Vegetarians may object. The carnivores may not.
Fiddlesticks – March Prompts 21/31
Oh how very horrid.
Ruby Red – March Prompts 20/31
Oh how very horrid.
Antsy Pantsy – March Prompts 19/31
Oh how very horrid.
Pink Poodles – March Prompts 18/31
Oh surely not…
Mounds of Mush – March Prompts 17/31
Hopefully just 4 rather gross lines…
Guzzling Gary – March Prompts 16/31
My what a big appetite you have.
Maria the Cake Wrangler
Not sure where that came from…
Dieting. 6.
really not my fault
Dieting. 5.
really not my fault
Dieting. 4.
A piece in which I mention sweaty bottoms quite a lot.
Dieting. 3.
Let’s give it another go eh
Dieting. 2.
Let’s give it another go eh
Dieting. 1.
Let’s give it another go eh
I seem to be on a diet
I was tempted to toss the strawberries and a couple of meringues directly into my mouth and top it up with the can of squirty cream that’s in the fridge…
On the matter of eating endangered species
Following a drunken discussion at the pub.
Soil – An Armitage Tangent
“A scotch egg is not a fruit!” Wednesday insisted forcefully, “it is an egg wrapped in sausage meat then crumbed and deep fried!”
Edible – Daily Prompt
I would often think that my first born was a fussy eater. From the earliest age he would take a spoonful of the lovingly prepared broccoli and tuna paste I had whipped up and spit […]
