Oh I would not eat a vegan

Just a little something before bed…

Kinda inspired by this if you’ve never read it. I think its one of my best…I even did an audio version.

There are things that pass my lips that I so willingly enjoy

A baby cow, a deer, some sheep, to them utensils I deploy

Fried , roasted, dipped in fondue cheese my preferences are wide

I know they’re cute on the outside, but I so crave the meat inside

Loin, flank, short rib, grass fed, food bid, to stop my clothes from spoiling

Oh whip me up wild roaming fowl, salted, spiced post boiling

These things I lust, my lips do quiver in anticipation

I realise it leaves some folk in the most sternest consternation

But they are safe, so rest assured, my menu rightly lacks their cut

For far too lean and scrawny I do find them, they don’t satisfy my gut

And even though you add some veg, add onions or some aubergine in

No thanks, fear not, I’ll have a salad, for I could never eat a vegan

Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

3 thoughts on “Oh I would not eat a vegan”

  1. I also loved meat until they built an intensive farm near my house. I can’t describe the terrible smell that comes from the feces and chemicals they use to clean the stables. The air smells of pee acid and frankly when I see a steak now I get that bad smell back and I don’t want to eat any. Also I am very allergic to antibiotics and many cattle are raised by giving them antibiotics. Unfortunately, organic meat is very little and costs too much. Now I prefer to eat other healthier things.

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