A hot blooded young baker called Dicky
had a thing for hot bread and so quick he
would fondle baguette
blush and stammer and sweat
and his fingers would end up quite sticky
Gluten most tolerant
A hot blooded young baker called Dicky
had a thing for hot bread and so quick he
would fondle baguette
blush and stammer and sweat
and his fingers would end up quite sticky
Toasty warm
Once a vet, quite the lover of rats,
mice and gerbils, but not fond of cats
Made a fine pair of mittens
from some cute persian kittens
and a tabby he made into hats
One with a filthy drawing
Thinks he still has it
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mostly she is wondering
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if she dropped a stitch
Feeling under the weather?
Heard you’re under the weather and wheezy
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and your bottom is really quite breezy
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and you’re head’s thick and snotty.
and your breath’s pretty grotty.
lots of fluids and rest, take it easy
One from the archives, which I have no recollection of writing..
You can listen instead of reading if you prefer.
Old Walter McDad finds such joy in the sad
The depressed and the rather quite tragic
He would dance with delight if your shoes were too tight
Spilled your tea on your crotch? Oh quite magic!
Caught your knob in your zip? Caused your foreskin to rip?
He would high five in great celebration
Birth defects? He loves those. Diabetic? Lost toes?
Well to him they’re such cause for elation
Enjoys watching the poor, mocks the sick and what’s more
Steals the cash from the tramps at the station.
Takes a dump on your lawn, tells your kids to watch porn
Big wide grin at your grandma’s cremation
Fingers crossed at the vets they declare that your pets
need to be put to sleep with much haste
Phone the docs and the answer is that you have cancer
He’d take joy, he knows its in poor taste
For Walt spends all his days in such terrible ways
Don’t ask why he just does ‘cos he can
At a hundred and one he’d still rodger your mum
He’s a rather quite nasty old man
So watch out and beware at the top of the stair
As he’d gladly push you in the back
You go head over tit and he’d chuckle and sit
Watch you bleed as he enjoys a snack
XXX filth…enjoy
What once were endless summer days, and tender nights not counted
Sweetest whispers, love unbridled, days drift by embraced
And 69 more ways your soft pink flesh was nightly mounted
And your skin glowed with the blush of love’s seed spilled upon your face
The heart quickened, loins wet, thickened, hair pulled, lost souls intertwined
Gimp mask, red room, 12 inch pseudo love meat, I am yours and you are mine.
So spent, we lay in sheets soiled with the remnants of our love
we fit like trains into a tunnel, like large hand into small glove
And when no lube can dampen, when blue pills can not revive
Will we shuffle from this mortal coil, our passions still alive
Somewhere far beyond these night time stars that we once watched together,
Shall our memories drift slowly into inky black forever
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Like stars that pierce the inky void
of night she sparkles as she spins
through space and time and all about
look up and watch as bright she burns
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Beyond the moons of myth and lore
He watches, blinded by the joy
And hearts entwined they find their place
Hearts lifted at the setting sun
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Forever sighs, and promise kept
And dying suns adorn her train
Of endless night, left in her wake
Their forever sighs, and calls her near
Eternal bound in endless skies
And dying suns adorn her train
Of darkest night, left in her wake
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Beyond the veil they dip and swoop
Through nebula and pinpricked paths
‘Till time no more stands in their path
To evermore’s sweetest embrace
ALL HAIL BRIAN!
Its a tale, old and true, through the ages to you
a man good, brave and noble quite grand
he’s from stories of old, and songs sung and yarns told
stout of heart but alas such small hands
From when he was a lad, he would say to his dad
One day I, will for sure, be a knight
But alas his dad feared and he scratched his long beard
Not convinced that in fact his son might
For his hands so quite small, even though he was tall
And a sword he could surely not hold
It would fall from his grip, to the ground it would slip
Left defenceless alone in the cold
“Perhaps it’s not for you” , said his dad, his heart blue
“Maybe you should consider your trade
Jesters are in demand and with your tiny hands
You would surely have your fortune made
You can dance, perform tricks, they will laugh, give you tips
You can jape, as they point at your fingers
Dressed as harlequin king, telling jokes then you sing
Of the Celts cross the sea, all such gingers
But he would not be swayed
His mind up was quite made
And he joined the kings army with hope
And begged to be a knight
They persisted, quite right
Saw his small hands and loud, declared “Nope!”
Though they gave him a task,a quite terrible ask
But he could not refuse, or give grief
The knights he’d make feel great
With small hands masturbate
Boost their self esteem and give relief
Now each night spends his time, giving handies sublime
his small hands make them feel 8 feet tall
And to battle they charge
Wearing codpiece quite large
Brian drips with man juice, big and small
So rejoice, sing his name, we rejoice in his fame
The inspirer, he who helped shape our land
Not a knight,but still grand
He who emptied man glands
All hail Brian, he of the small hands
A
words…
This home, once loving walls, so tight embraced
Burned down by rage and jealousy
and all that once was is turned to ash
as trampled embers flicker, glow and die
Hearts crave phoenix flight without relief
tears hiss and rise as lost dreams climb
and drift to night and nevermore
Regret smiles sweet and mocks with twisted smiles
To all the things that we once were
The brightness of the things that were
Like summer sun warm on the skin
Now shadows cast, and blind her gaze
And endless days to night give way
Until they set, horizons crimson
Set ablaze just one last time
No more remembers, dawn will come
Follows the embers, She remembers him no more
And light once more reveals her beauty
Safe in the warmth, new days embrace
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word salad
Though eyes grow dim and final sunset calls
you ever still remain as bright as care free summers days.
And soft warm smile my heart delights one final evermore
and no regret, not one, no single moment would I trade.
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Upon my door the darkness hurled
and screams to steal first kiss and each one since
though splintered wood lay all about my feet
protected, each defended to the last.
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And when I lay upon the cold and unforgiving stone
hands crossed upon my fiersome pounding breast
you call me home and no more will I fight
and drift to sleep at last within your arms
…
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Limerick o’clock…
Southern chap, needin’ some lovin’
Had a thing with his buxom young cousin
Made a freak, quite inbred
With 3 arms,half a head
Put a coudin/son bun in her oven…
Another one of these…
These things from which were crudely hewn
And in this expanse shaped and formed
Give way to heart and hate and fires
that burn and fiercely do refine
This love that cuts and scars run deep
warm laughter hollow peaks then fades
And darkness melts at growing light
Which swells and soars, illuminating.
So come what will, we bend unbroken
Buffeted by winds of change
and edges soften, time moves onwards
rearranged and stained and aged.
Now take this thing I have become
With artists eye see shape and form
And lines, deep colours, shades and tones
this creation ever changing.
More words…
She hides herself, thoughts tucked away
Inside a box, paint peeling, worn and cracked
Beneath a bed where lies are told when night smothers day
And from the corners voices call of things she always lacked
Sepia faded could-have-beens hang crooked on the walls
that echo words she should have said
but lips fell silent, never answered late night desperate calls
and lovers tender touch that lived somewhere only in her head
For heart’s are tender, yet she craves what would have been
Picks flowers from him, the one that smiled, or so she thought
And how it lead to all the beauty still unseen
That might have been, but years pass, and still has come to nought
And so once more she lifts the lid and places hope inside
Dust filled, it sits, another day perhaps, maybe
And voices call, quicky it closes, time to hide
Tears in the dust, no one will ever see
WORTHLESS WORDS…
This starless nothing spins, consuming
And withers, just like time
Pale faced, backs bent, and fingers clicking
Silent lips mouth blissful groans, sublime
Emerging, shed cocoon sticky underfoot
They slither in foul brine, gasping
And to a damned eternity
He bleeds his lot to everlasting
Each promise kept betrays his heart
And dead eyes fed the crows
As shadows hide the things that lurk
In darkest corners, yet each day it grows
Until Quite spent he slips to sleep
And dreams alleviate
The claws and teeth, blood red that feast
Born out of contenpt,lies and hate
Well that went downhill very f’ing fast…
I neither give one nor possess enough
to spare a flying kind
You’re entitled to not give one back
Or put one up your large behind…
F You, me, they, them, thems, hes and shes
F this and that, your dog and cat
horse you rode in on, and also that
for a game of marbles if you please…
So off you go, and F yourself
And while you’re there F someone else
Your mum, your dad, your neighbours kids
and do confess to what you did
For in the joy of F’s release
will you find sweet sweet f’ing peace
No thinking, just see what vomits forth!
He heads down to the water, deep swells and stormy skies
Spill and swirl across lifes pages
His dark Aphrodite, his goddess of the ages
Her passion and bliss the mirror to his lies
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She beckons, sweetest of voice cuts through the storm
And how he yearns for the sea in that hour
To sink beneath the waves, to feel loves power
As cavalcades of white wave top riders herald brightest dawn
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Zephyrus dries her, stars reflected in the ocean of her eyes
And all things fade away and into bliss theyre lifted
Tears dried, they surrender to the now and forever they’ve been gifted
And shine like brightest constellation of the skies
Been a while since I waffled…
I held A moment in my hands and held it to the light
And rolled it through my fingers, mix of shades of dark and light
Then, scrutinised and sanitised
And pulled and picked apart
Drained it of emotion, felt its fading, beating heart
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I found A moment in the dark and hid it from the sun
Swore to keep it safe and secret and to show it to no one
But it slipped through clutching fingers
And I lost it, gone from sight
The promise of enlightenment, neglected in the night
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I took A moment for myself and promised to take stock
To count the toll of carelessness, and return to my rock
of things I love and those I know
Which shelter from the storms
And heart and hearth burn brightly, and the fires that keep me warm
Feel the love…twice weekly!
Once a couple in search of some spice
thought that swinging might maybe be nice
turns out wasn’t for him
though his wife, with a grin
partakes every weekend, sometimes twice.
Always wear an apron
A buck naked naturist, Brian
A new hobby of cooking was tryin’
Threw the meat in too quick
Burnt the tip of his dick
When a juicy thick steak he was fryin’
Damn, missed valentines day…
Oh won’t you let me climb inside you
Let me wear you like a skin
And to feel your heart a beating
And to touch you from within.
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What you see I want to witness
When you hear ill hear it too
When you nap ill snooze inside you
Let me be there when you poo.
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From your innards i can feel you
As I’m nestled in between
I can feel your pain quite clearly
‘Twixt your liver and your spleen
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Oh let me crawl right up inside you
Wont you let me show u love
There inside your flesh and sinew
Let me wear you like a glove
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My desire knows no limits
And my love is absolute
Here its warm and wet and safe
Inside my juicy love skin suit
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More rambling words…
These memories, like trinkets long discarded, out of reach
And though I search elusive they remain
With faded paint, and gold hue once so bright now dim
Ensnared with such a wonderous pull now seems like pointless whim
You held it in your hand, I think, though cannot be so sure
For memories aren’t always believed
And where I saw it last slips through cold, frail grasping fingers
And names once tripped from sparkling tongue, now only in fog lingers
Instinct pricked, elusive elements of something once so sure
This certainty, now possible or maybe
I search, I know it’s to be found, so close, so very near
This trinket, bauble, well loved toy, that now seems oh so dear
AB
Just a little something before bed…
Kinda inspired by this if you’ve never read it. I think its one of my best…I even did an audio version.
There are things that pass my lips that I so willingly enjoy
A baby cow, a deer, some sheep, to them utensils I deploy
Fried , roasted, dipped in fondue cheese my preferences are wide
I know they’re cute on the outside, but I so crave the meat inside
Loin, flank, short rib, grass fed, food bid, to stop my clothes from spoiling
Oh whip me up wild roaming fowl, salted, spiced post boiling
These things I lust, my lips do quiver in anticipation
I realise it leaves some folk in the most sternest consternation
But they are safe, so rest assured, my menu rightly lacks their cut
For far too lean and scrawny I do find them, they don’t satisfy my gut
And even though you add some veg, add onions or some aubergine in
No thanks, fear not, I’ll have a salad, for I could never eat a vegan
Rambling words…
He finds her, in that place where dreams ignite
And softly calls her name, lips red from painted ladies
Sweet lies he spins, like stars they light her darkest night
Promises in love entwined and future shining bright
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The words, so very well rehearsed, like petals on the floor
To try and lift the chains of true love once betrayed
Played out, it seems, a thousand times before
Heart aches like empty stomach’s of the poor
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This here, this now, this evermore, and blinded to his ways
He brings her to his alter of deceit
And pledges sacrifice of heart through endless days
To love, to hold, nor on another gaze
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To lift the curse to feel once more complete
And thoughts of her he lost might drift away
A red stained dress, and veil of dark deceit
Where hearts and minds and love’s desires meet
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And so she joins the brides parade
Where willingly the pining souls are one
Here words form bonds that aren’t unmade
And so he leads from light to endless shade
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Nightly now they lie on sullied beds and rot
Another notch, just one more failed escape
For fate forgives where lovers scorned do not
And he finds a new love, and hers is soon forgot
AB
Especially for you….you know who you are
A quite flacid husband called Bill
Pleased his wife, took a viagra pill
All night long, how he railed her
Now she walks like a sailor
With her sticky jizz thighs, what a thrill