Hey, look, another limerick…

Always wear an apron

A buck naked naturist, Brian

A new hobby of cooking was tryin’

Threw the meat in too quick

Burnt the tip of his dick

When a juicy thick steak he was fryin’

Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

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