tut tut tut
Who would have thought it eh…
Nothign to see here. Move along.
Maybe he should try crowd funding.
We all know the type.
Seems he wanted a bunch of virgins for himself. Daft twat.
Ill get bored of them eventually
Blah blah limericky blah
you know the drill by now…
Bawdy and tawdry
Ill allow myself just this one
Of a man and his love for his sheep.
Just a normal non weird kinda effort
It’s nearly Friday, chin up
Just loves how it feels on his skin…
Who’d have thought
I’d not read this eating your tea
Dirty dirty man…
I know I know, “Liquor” and “Lick Her” are kind of the same