What a filthy habit indeed

Deep breaths…

A young lad quite obsessed with silk pants

Who would steal then if given the chance

And give them a big sniff

Cos he loved the soiled whiff

Stole his mums, sister’s, gran’s and his aunt’s

Another to round off the weekend

Nothign to see here. Move along.

I believe that the limerick form can cheer up even the most horrid of subjects. What do you reckon?


A dissatisfied bride  wed a baker

Learned to moan, and in bed was a faker

As her chap could not please

She did not like to tease

So ran off with a bloke from Jamaica

“Its Friday where I live” Limerick

Just a normal non weird kinda effort

I believe that the limerick form can cheer up even the most horrid of subjects. What do you reckon?


 

Once a placid young chap from Brazil

Snapped, killed his wife with a drill

Said “she would scream and she’d shout

And my patience ran out

As her voice was quite loud and so shrill.”

 

Oh look…

Just loves how it feels on his skin…

I believe that the limerick form can cheer up even the most horrid of subjects. What do you reckon?


A Preacher shouts “By God I’m blessed”

Yet at home you would find him cross dressed

French cut panties all lace

Basque pulled taught at the waist

really loves how it shows off his chest

Oh look a limerick on a Wednesday.

Who’d have thought

I believe that the limerick form can cheer up even the most horrid of subjects. What do you reckon?


A gym bunny, just one of the boys

Wanted mass so he turned to the ‘roids

As his pecs grew quite thick

He lost sight of his dick

He don’t care ‘cos he flexes with poise

Oh look, a limerick

I’d not read this eating your tea

I believe that the limerick form can cheer up even the most horrid of subjects. What do you reckon?


A young chap thought that he would perhaps

Enjoy butt sex then his sphincter collapsed

Oh my god came the shout

As his insides dripped out

It’s like someone turned on the shit taps

A limerick about judgement…

Dirty dirty man…

I believe that the limerick form can cheer up even the most horrid of subjects. What do you reckon?


Once a preacher condemned fornication

And booze, porn, drugs and masturbation

Then was caught by the press

In lipstick, wig and dress

Giving hand jobs to men near the station

Another horrid limerick

I know I know, “Liquor” and “Lick Her” are kind of the same

I believe that the limerick form can cheer up even the most horrid of subjects. What do you reckon?


Heard a tale of a quite horny Vicar

Met a nun and he wanted to lick her

From her head to her shins

Then forgive all her sins

Then smoke fags and do shots of string liquor

A limerick about a really poor business model

Yet another…

I believe that the limerick form can cheer up even the most horrid of subjects. What do you reckon?


Pioneer said, “Eureka, a plan

I’ll keep pigs on a farm in Iran!

Get your pork” he did shout

“Sausage, bacon and snout”

So they stoned him and blamed the Quran