Bleak isolation
Flowery lady garden
Ever worlds apart

Defiling Japanese poetry one picture at a time.
Bleak isolation
Flowery lady garden
Ever worlds apart
The stores are already filling up!
Not yet Halloween
Yet thoughts turning to Christmas
Calm yourself perhaps
He leaves, free at last
this time he will find true love
dies sad and alone
He leaves, free at last
this time he will find true love
dies sad and alone
Inspired by electric six which just happened to be on my playlist.
Happily married
or so he always insists
at the blue oyster
I would sack her…
Bo-Peep, careless lass
Tailless sheep found at last
World’s worst shepherdess
Ruining more childhood memories one by one
Meeny miny moe
They will never change the words
Hear the clansmen sing
Oh peter sweet peter…
Pumpkin devourer
Lord of domestic abuse
dark hearted monster
Incy wincy crawls
Screams, arachnaphobia
Smeared legs splayed wide
Incy wincy crawls
Screams, arachnaphobia
Smeared legs splayed wide
Innocent in blue
Full lips play eager on horn
Needs money for crack
Innocent in blue
Full lips play eager on horn
Needs money for crack
Oh fragile egg man
Evidence suggests foul play
To taste golden wares
Oh fragile egg man
Evidence suggests foul play
To taste golden wares
Red double crosser
Spending her inheritance
in her fox skin pelt
Red double crosser
Spending her inheritance
in her fox skin pelt
Snow white, cherry lips
Forced labour from foreign climes
Miniscule sex slaves
Snow white, cherry lips
Forced labour from foreign climes
Miniscule sex slaves
One night of passion
And then antibiotics
Holiday romance
One night of passion
And then antibiotics
Holiday romance
Divine all in white
Gold glimmers, stomach growing
Shotgun, father smiles
Divine all in white
Gold glimmers, stomach growing
Shotgun, father smiles
A cherubs chorus
Ruddy cheeked in white garments
Priest craves the high notes
A cherubs chorus
Ruddy cheeked in white garments
Priest craves the high notes
Holiday romance
Sun, sangria, sweet stranger
Rampant pubic crabs
A fat fellow quite fond of cream cake
And sweet treats, for their goodness he’d ache
Gorged on chocolate and choux
Gateaux and jam tarts too
And meringues, well they’d make his moobs shake
Ok its a limerick…the subheading is a haiku. I could fix it but…ill just leave it 🙂
Firm pecs and taut glutes
Bronzed he poses, Adonis
Minuscule penis
Firm pecs and taut glutes
Bronzed he poses, Adonis
Minuscule penis
He holds her gently
Whispering soft sweet nothings
All part of his plan
He holds her gently
Whispering soft sweet nothings
All part of his plan
Holiday romance
Sun, sangria, sweet stranger
Rampant pubic crabs
Holiday romance
Sun, sangria, sweet stranger
Rampant pubic crabs
warm tender kisses
secret smoker revealing
her mouth tells no lies
warm tender kisses
secret smoker revealing
her mouth tells no lies
he watches her leave
a delight she floats sublime
wife glares, couch tonight
He watches her leave
a delight she floats sublime
wife glares, couch tonight
he calls her name loud
back arched, the throes of passion
she stirs from her sleep
He calls her name loud
back arched, the throes of passion
she stirs from her sleep
Surprise!
The haiku, so proud, tight, formal. So little saying so much. Mostly though I like to defile them with the ridiculous. Oh, and I know they’re probably Senryu. I struggle with boundaries a bit.
he calls her name loud
back arched, the throes of passion
she stirs from her sleep
Jiggly and squishy
The haiku, so proud, tight, formal. So little saying so much. Mostly though I like to defile them with the ridiculous. Oh, and I know they’re probably Senryu. I struggle with boundaries a bit.
candles lit lust thrives
slow undress flesh revealing
pink man boobs heaving
Another day another silly haiku thing…
The haiku, so proud, tight, formal. So little saying so much. Mostly though I like to defile them with the ridiculous. Oh, and I know they’re probably Senryu. I struggle with boundaries a bit.
Shared bathroom shelving
lotions, potions spill over
single razor blade