Tag: screw you

Innocent in blue

Full lips play eager on horn

Needs money for crack

Oh fragile egg man

Evidence suggests foul play

To taste golden wares

Red double crosser

Spending her inheritance

in her fox skin pelt

Snow white, cherry lips

Forced labour from foreign climes

Miniscule sex slaves

One night of passion

And then antibiotics

Holiday romance

Divine all in white

Gold glimmers, stomach growing

Shotgun, father smiles

A cherubs chorus

Ruddy cheeked in white garments

Priest craves the high notes

A fat fellow quite fond of cream cake

And sweet treats, for their goodness he’d ache

Gorged on chocolate and choux

Gateaux and jam tarts too

And meringues, well they’d make his moobs shake

Ok its a limerick…the subheading is a haiku. I could fix it but…ill just leave it 🙂

Firm pecs and taut glutes
Bronzed he poses, Adonis
Minuscule penis

He holds her gently

Whispering soft sweet nothings

All part of his plan

Holiday romance

Sun,  sangria, sweet stranger

Rampant pubic crabs

warm tender kisses

secret smoker revealing

her mouth tells no lies

He watches her leave

a delight she floats sublime

wife glares, couch tonight

He calls her name loud

back arched, the throes of passion

she stirs from her sleep

The haiku, so proud, tight, formal. So little saying so much. Mostly though I like to defile them with the ridiculous. Oh, and I know they’re probably Senryu. I struggle with boundaries a bit.

he calls her name loud

back arched, the throes of passion

she stirs from her sleep

The haiku, so proud, tight, formal. So little saying so much. Mostly though I like to defile them with the ridiculous. Oh, and I know they’re probably Senryu. I struggle with boundaries a bit.

candles lit lust thrives

slow undress flesh revealing

pink man boobs heaving