Another month of M’s writing prompts lies ahead. I did them all in December but was less successful in January. Let’s see how we do in February shall we.
So cupid woke in quite a mood
thought, “no bugger this lark!
I’m of a mind to be quite rude”
And out he did embark
In search of those who go unloved
Mischievous now his quest
With arrow true, pulled back, take aim
And shoot to lonely chest
With temper foul, his aim not skew
“Just watch this!” he did gloat
And stuck poor Brian, made him love
Old Barnaby the goat
And Barnaby he quite bewitched
His goat loins filled with lust
For Brian in his corduroys
Man/goat love now a must
And cupid laughed and watched them both
Their eyes and bodies burning
A love affair, a passion lit
A tale of cross breed yearning
And to his home Brian did take
Barnaby, who gladly went
And frantic loving they enjoyed
Until they both were spent
And Cupid clapped his hands with glee
his mission quite achieved
he made poor Brian love that goat
and goat seemed rather pleased
And to this day together still
their love endures quite strong
and they take turns at who’s on top
‘cos Brian can’t last long
You’re a sick, sick man, Michael!
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Hey I wrote some seriously serious stuff in the last month I waited on endlessly about the beauty of winter and life and loss and love when all I really wanted to do was write poems about a man who bangs a goat
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I’m glad you were able to push through the normalcy and get back to what you do best!
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Indeed it feels,such a relief.
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Michael, Michael, I feel a conversation is needed. The deal is done, huh?
oh, boy.
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Lol. It was loosely based upon true story I heard once. Ok so actually involved a cow and farmhand but you get the general idea
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I do, actually. Not by personal experience, mind you. I’m following along.
You can think of me as your online therapist.
Donna
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Lol 🙂 thanks
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And they lived happily ever after LOL
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As husband and goat 🙂
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You may kiss the bride, whichever one it is
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Lol you’re as bad as me!
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That’s wicked!
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wicked bad as opposed to wicked well done Brian you’re banging a goat
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The second one.
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Ha !
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Nothing lightens the mood like a little bestiality 😈
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My thoughts exactly always hilarious i find
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