Read here if you’re wondering “why the bloody hell is he writing fetish haiku?”
Now, if you’re my wife then I am sorry wife, it was only meant as a bit of fun. If you’re my parents – you probably have yourself to blame to some degree.
pulse racing, licking of lips
slow, breathless, retching
Turns out the idea of watching someone vomit is trouser stiffening for some folk. I shit you not. Who’d have thought eh. Maybe your neighbours are emitophiliacs? No? You never know don’t be so sure.
Only another 4 to go after this dont worry.