Fetish Haiku – Emetophilia

I will only do these for a week or so I promise.

Read here if you’re wondering “why the bloody hell is he writing fetish haiku?”

Now, if you’re my wife then I am sorry wife, it was only meant as a bit of fun.  If you’re my parents – you probably have yourself to blame to some degree.



pulse racing, licking of lips

slow, breathless, retching




Turns out the idea of watching someone vomit is trouser stiffening for some folk.  I shit you not.  Who’d have thought eh.  Maybe your neighbours are emitophiliacs?  No?  You never know don’t be so sure.

Only another 4 to go after this dont worry.

Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

25 thoughts on “Fetish Haiku – Emetophilia”

  1. And only minutes before my dog Levi revisited his dinner in grand fashion. He’s a big dog…it was a big dinner. I can assure you that I was harboring no perversion as I cleaned it up. At least none I’ll own up to.

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