Fetish Haiku – Liquidophilia

I will only do these for a week or so I promise.

I was prompted by one of my regular readers to perhaps explore the world of fetish in haiku form.  Well it was something like that, I don’t recall exactly but before you know it I am googling the most astonishing things and writing small Japanese poems about them.  I know they’re not strictly haiku – they do though have the haiku structure.

Some of stuff I have heard of but a lot of it took me somewhat by surprise.  I am rather concerned over the search history on my phone because it is pure filth.  All in the name of research mind.

Anyway, I shall leave it up to you to google the title below if you dare.

 

Liquidophilia

You filthy bugger

get them out my bloody pint

wet dripping bollocks

 

Author: Michael

Husband, dad,programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

24 thoughts on “Fetish Haiku – Liquidophilia”

  1. Watch this space it is only going to get weirder you will not believe some of the stuff people do. Maybe I’ve been brought up quite sheltered I’m not sure but bloody hell people will do the most craziest things but hey ho each To Their Own who am I to judge

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  2. Mostly you just sit there shaking your head thinking what the fuck how can It even be a thing surely getting your Rocks Off by rubbing yourself against a Stranger on a train cannot possibly be something that deserves to have a name and an actual page on Wikipedia but you know what it does

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