Fetish Haiku – Liquidophilia

I was prompted by one of my regular readers to perhaps explore the world of fetish in haiku form.  Well it was something like that, I don’t recall exactly but before you know it I am googling the most astonishing things and writing small Japanese poems about them.  I know they’re not strictly haiku – they do though have the haiku structure.

Some of stuff I have heard of but a lot of it took me somewhat by surprise.  I am rather concerned over the search history on my phone because it is pure filth.  All in the name of research mind.

Anyway, I shall leave it up to you to google the title below if you dare.

 

Liquidophilia

You filthy bugger

get them out my bloody pint

wet dripping bollocks

 

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