Read here if you’re wondering “why the bloody hell is he writing fetish haiku?”
Now, if you’re my wife then I am sorry wife, it was only meant as a bit of fun. If you’re my parents – you probably have yourself to blame to some degree.
Metrophilia
Oh write me an ode
sweet verse to make me explode
Hot loins to unload
Poetry. Not apparently just dirty stuff but just poetry. Oh this is all frightfully confusing. I know haiku shouldn’t rhyme but I thought I would because of reasons.
Damn that’s impactful. I have to apologize right now mate, but I am a lousy poet. 😀 Can’t help you.
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I simply love this fetish Haiku!
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Thats the beauty of poetry you can just go for it and sod the consequences
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I’m currently researching others. Good lord I’ve lived a sheltered life I think. A man as well travelled as you has probably seen far more than me mate!
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A rhyme in time is so sublime.
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oh you dirty bugger
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You know me too well, lol
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this reminds a lot of Audiophile and stereophile’s…
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YOU! Damn!
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Lol.:)
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Yeah think in the same school of kink
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Thanks Mike! You are a very clever man.
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Poetry huh? Nice rhyming haiku!
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I think that’s probably forbidden but i rather like it 🙂
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Reasons will get you into trouble…and out of it, too. They’re tricky things those reasons.
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but so frightfully handy arent they.
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