Read here if you’re wondering “why the bloody hell is he writing fetish haiku?”
Now, if you’re my wife then I am sorry wife, it was only meant as a bit of fun. If you’re my parents – you probably have yourself to blame to some degree.
Oh to feel your sting
Delicious striped temptation
Drink of my nectar
Melissaphilia is by all accounts the sexual attraction to Bees and Wasps. I…well it’s…actually no I have nothing. Not a sausage.