Fetish Haiku – Melissaphilia

Read here if you’re wondering “why the bloody hell is he writing fetish haiku?”

Now, if you’re my wife then I am sorry wife, it was only meant as a bit of fun. If you’re my parents – you probably have yourself to blame to some degree.


Oh to feel your sting

Delicious striped temptation

Drink of my nectar


Melissaphilia is by all accounts the sexual attraction to Bees and Wasps.  I…well it’s…actually no I have nothing.  Not a sausage.

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