Fetish Haiku – Chasmophilia

Read here if you’re wondering “why the bloody hell is he writing fetish haiku?”

Now, if you’re my wife then I am sorry wife, it was only meant as a bit of fun. If you’re my parents – you probably have yourself to blame to some degree.


Wide gaping empty

Beckons needing to be filled

Let me fill your holes


Eeuw that is actually kinda really dirty.  Sorry.


Chasmophilia, and I kid you not, is an attraction or arousal to or brought on by chasms, gorges, gulleys, valleys, caves and other geological forms of emptiness.  I’m guessing it’s all about filling those gaping holes…Hot!

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