Read here if you’re wondering “why the bloody hell is he writing fetish haiku?”
Now, if you’re my wife then I am sorry wife, it was only meant as a bit of fun. If you’re my parents – you probably have yourself to blame to some degree.
Wide gaping empty
Beckons needing to be filled
Let me fill your holes
Eeuw that is actually kinda really dirty. Sorry.
Chasmophilia, and I kid you not, is an attraction or arousal to or brought on by chasms, gorges, gulleys, valleys, caves and other geological forms of emptiness. I’m guessing it’s all about filling those gaping holes…Hot!