Inappropriate Saturday Limerick!

Stay well away. You have been warned.

Friend of mine met a girl, dating started

Shit himself when he thought he’d just farted

He was out on a date

Though it turned out quite great

Coprophiliac, got her legs parted

Not sure what a coprophiliac is? Google it. Dare you.

Actually it reminded me of these from years ago…

Fetish Haiku – Chasmophilia

My Weekly Fetish Haiku 19th of January

Fetish Haiku – Forniphilia

Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation; View all posts by Michael

4 thoughts on “Inappropriate Saturday Limerick!”

grocerywhisperer says:

April 19, 2019 at 4:16 pm

Hahahaha. I never back down from a dare. I actually did look it up. I don’t think I will ever get that condition. lol.

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Michael says:

April 19, 2019 at 4:22 pm

Each to their own i guess

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leigha66 says:

April 20, 2019 at 7:44 am

You and your browsing history are something else. LOL

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Michael says:

April 20, 2019 at 9:21 am

It’s really really quite dark and I should probably just burn my computer

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