Stay well away. You have been warned.
Friend of mine met a girl, dating started
Shit himself when he thought he’d just farted
He was out on a date
Though it turned out quite great
Coprophiliac, got her legs parted
Not sure what a coprophiliac is? Google it. Dare you.
Actually it reminded me of these from years ago…
Fetish Haiku – Chasmophilia
My Weekly Fetish Haiku 19th of January
Fetish Haiku – Forniphilia
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Author: Michael
Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;
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Hahahaha. I never back down from a dare. I actually did look it up. I don’t think I will ever get that condition. lol.
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Each to their own i guess
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You and your browsing history are something else. LOL
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It’s really really quite dark and I should probably just burn my computer
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