Read here if youre wondering “why the bloody hell is he writing fetish haiku.”
Now, if you’re my wife then I am sorry wife, it was only meant as a bit of fun. If you’re my parents – you probably have yourself to blame to some degree.
Be my slutty chaisse
my dirty coffee table
sweet filthy futon.
Okay so when I first saw this one I read the following:
|Forniphilia||Turning a human being into a piece of furniture|
I now know it’s more than that but I wrote the haiku before investigating and I kind of reckon I will just leave it at that.