This week they will be on the matter of getting well soon, so if you know someone who ails you are more than welcome to borrow them if you’re thinking of sending a nice card and some grapes perhaps. Let’s ease in nice and slow with something pleasant shall we. There’s plenty of time for it to go awry I assure you.
Oh poor thing I’ve just heard you’re quite ill
With a sneeze and a cough and a chill
I think stay tucked in bed
Chicken soup and some bread
if not better then perhaps take a pill.
See. Not weird or anything. Admittedly the first version ended with “and watch porn all day long, what a thrill.” But no, that’s not unnecessary.
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