Limerick perhaps?

Its been ages, just getting back into it again…

Once a buxom lass sweetest Consuela

Seeking love, left her home, Venezuela

A Romanian chap

Who she met, gave her clap

Well endowed, called him, Vlad the impaler

A Limerick. Right?

Bad Michael!

A fellow that I know who sweats

quite profusely as he has tourettes

does not know where he’ll be

when it escapes him you see





Okay I know, ity doesn’t rhyme ūüėČ

Happy Monday!

Inappropriate Saturday Limerick!

Stay well away. You have been warned.

Friend of mine met a girl, dating started

Shit himself when he thought he’d just farted

He was out on a date

Though it turned out quite great

Coprophiliac, got her legs parted


Not sure what a coprophiliac is?  Google it.  Dare you.


Actually it reminded me of these from years ago…

Fetish Haiku ‚Äď Chasmophilia

My Weekly Fetish Haiku 19th of January

Fetish Haiku ‚Äď Forniphilia

Yet Another Wednesday Limerick!

Got you some nasty right here. Dare you to google tarmacking.

Once a lonely young fellow called Bertie

Placed an add, for a lass, “Rather dirty,

Some big dildos you’re packing

Into kink and tarmacking

Intense BDSM, and face squirting”


Oh and if you do search up tarmacking its not my fault. I don’t even know how I know about it and I wish I didn’t but alas, I do.

Wednesday limerick!

This week I shall explore those ‘get well soon’ limericks I so enjoy.

Get well soon, heard you pick up a chill

get some tissues, perhaps take a pill

wrap up warm, watch TV

have some honey filled tea

Oh it’s cancer? ¬†Shit sorry I didn’t realise. ¬†I was told it was just a…What only a month? ¬†That’s all? ¬†Oh bloody hell mate I am sorry. ¬†How is the wife about it? ¬†Yeah I bet she needs some comforting. Don’t worry pal, I will look after her for you.


Sorry. ¬†It’s all this serious poetry I have been doing. ¬†It makes me do things. ¬†Bad things. ¬†You should see how skitish the cats are at the moment…