Look, a limerick!

For what she was about to receive…such great bounty indeed!

Pyromaniac nympho called Linda

Took a lad home that she met on Tinder

Took some candles to bed

How he screamed as he fled

Burnt the poor fellows cock to a cinder

Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

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