A Get well Limerick? No? Oh go on.

In case you know someone who broke their dick and got them a card but were unsure what to write

Heard you slipped on some lube near the hearth

And your penis, my god, broke in half

Bent at 90 degrees

it’s quite tricky to please

Here’s a card, I tried hard not to laugh

Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

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