A Valentine Limerick for you.

Not to be confused with limerick every other day of the week…

Fred, a cannibal, loved valentine

To devour someone sweet, 69

To the spleen, he would toast

As he ate anus roast

And sweet nipples he’d pickled in brine

Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

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