Ive got the runs

Bouncier than a naked fat man eating jelly on a trampoline during an earthquake

Head over to sound cloud to hear me dying after a short jog.

Listen to Ive got the runs.m4a by michael on #SoundCloud https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/jkyCf

Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

12 thoughts on “Ive got the runs”

  3. Lol at glooby gelatinous bloom…. lmao @ looked like I robbed a bakery or sausage shop. Seriously keep up doing what you’re doing. Btw the heading is misleading and funny 😁

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  8. Congratulations Michael … I laughed when you said you looked like you could have been a robber. Well you were not wearing a mask, so you’ll now be pegged as a runner, not someone running away with the goods. I started off a block at a time with the walking regimen ten years ago, not wanting to overdo it. You’ve advanced to 15 minutes quickly. As for me, the weather needs to cooperate or I’ll have to cut myself back on the length of the walk or risk shin splints. I have not run in years, something for gym at school, so we’re talking decades … not just years. No way are you a gelatinous blob with bits jiggling … I did laugh at that description as well.

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