It’s a slippery slope this Christmas period when it comes to dieting. If the scales are to believe then cocktails are the most calorific foodstuff known to mankind.
Now I know I have had a lot in the last few days with a work Christmas night out and a party at our home but it seems the olympic nutritionalists out there are missing a trick because if you want to prepare for a marathon race or the 10000m against a pack of Ethiopians then you need to be preparing by quaffing half a dozed porn star martinis and a jug of woo woo.
You dont need high altitude training if you’re plannign on taking on the Chinese on the high board – you need a chocolate martini and a couple of white russians. Need to have a crack at a couple of bulgarian wrestlers? A purple rain is just the tonic.
I am going to try and do better in the run up to Christmas I really am, but if I slip then you know what I will simply declare that I am in training and watch out Mo Farah, I’m coming for you you skinny bastard!
Droooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllll ……………..
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Cheers! *hiccup* 🍸🍹🍷🍺
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Lol they were jolly good
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Oh well, that is what New Year’s Resolutions are for … 😉
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I vote for the one with the sprinkles on top… you always win when there are sprinkles on top!
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That was one i whipped up. Chocolate fudge brownie milk with chocolate liquer and peppermint liquer and it was soooooo good
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cheers! the problem with Losing, is you get to Find the weight again, argh too true, happy new year (gulp)
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To you too Sarah !
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