Fetish Haiku – Formicophilia

I am too scared to google this any more than I have

Read here if you’re wondering “why the bloody hell is he writing fetish haiku?”

Now, if you’re my wife then I am sorry wife, it was only meant as a bit of fun.  If you’re my parents – you probably have yourself to blame to some degree.


Skin crawling, writhing

slowly up the water spout

delicious creepies


Look I’m not sure if I am being had here but the internet reckons its all to do with become aroused by insects crawling on you.  I know, I’m not sure about it but Im not researching any further in-case someone looks over my shoulder and sees what I am googling.  Give a new meaning to incey-wincey spider though right…

Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

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