Read here if you’re wondering “why the bloody hell is he writing fetish haiku?”
Now, if you’re my wife then I am sorry wife, it was only meant as a bit of fun. If you’re my parents – you probably have yourself to blame to some degree.
Skin crawling, writhing
slowly up the water spout
Look I’m not sure if I am being had here but the internet reckons its all to do with become aroused by insects crawling on you. I know, I’m not sure about it but Im not researching any further in-case someone looks over my shoulder and sees what I am googling. Give a new meaning to incey-wincey spider though right…