Read here if you’re wondering “why the bloody hell is he writing fetish haiku?”
Now, if you’re my wife then I am sorry wife, it was only meant as a bit of fun. If you’re my parents – you probably have yourself to blame to some degree.
And I think most likely the last of these. Too much of a good thing and all that business right.
Eyes closed breath gently
Hes watching through your window
Seems a bit rapey
Apparently some find it quite trouser stiffening to enjoy watching others sleep or when theyre unconscious. It feels really ominous to me and I dont really envisage someone lying awake watching the love of their life sleeping peacefully. I’m thinking more someone outside your bedroom window in the bushes masturbating furiously whilst you and your significant other sleep and then emptying themselves all over your hydrangas and ruining your well kept borders.
I think I said too much…