Read here if you’re wondering “why the bloody hell is he writing fetish haiku?”
Now, if you’re my wife then I am sorry wife, it was only meant as a bit of fun. If you’re my parents – you probably have yourself to blame to some degree.
Head down inhaling
hot musky heady odours
tangy on the tongue
Armpits. Some people are get all amorous for pits. Fair enough I guess.