Read here if you’re wondering “why the bloody hell is he writing fetish haiku?”
Now, if you’re my wife then I am sorry wife, it was only meant as a bit of fun. If you’re my parents – you probably have yourself to blame to some degree.
Maschalagnia
Head down inhaling
hot musky heady odours
tangy on the tongue
Armpits. Some people are get all amorous for pits. Fair enough I guess.
I’ll pass. I prefer lips and nips.
Lol.good call
Lmao…. 😉
I’m so glad you went for the out there ones… You could have easily done like, feet… or cuckolding… Or anything in 50 shades of grey…
The more i read the madder they get…
Im.expecting one that involves whisks or trombones at some point
well.. There are some super strange ones… I think the only one I never understood was the Urethra stretching/training and how that was somehow erotic and pleasing for men…
Oh lord i had no idea…wtf
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I know right…