Fetish Haiku – Oculolictus

I think you have something in your eye

Read here if you’re wondering “why the bloody hell is he writing fetish haiku?”

Now, if you’re my wife then I am sorry wife, it was only meant as a bit of fun. If you’re my parents – you probably have yourself to blame to some degree.


Blue eyes like deep pools

Pink tongue caressing gently

Warm salty tears


Oculolictus, also known as worming is all about getting off by licking your partners eyeball.  It’s funny you know but when I was in the army a lifetime ago I recall being told that the best way to get dirt out of someone’s eye was by using your mouth.  Oh shit…

Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

40 thoughts on “Fetish Haiku – Oculolictus”

  1. I’m cringing at the very thought… I think this would quite literally be one of the worst kinds of torture one could ever endure. Why… just why?

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  2. I once dated a boy who had a toe licking fetish. I wouldn’t let him come near mine! Lol…. Probably why we didn’t last long. I wouldn’t indulge him. Lol…

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  3. Nope, he was actually very desirable in every other way. I have never met another person who has liked toes since. And because I don’t like my feet touched, that’s probably a good thing. Lol. 😉

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