Fetish Haiku – Xylophilia

Got wood?

Read here if you’re wondering “why the bloody hell is he writing fetish haiku?”

Now, if you’re my wife then I am sorry wife, it was only meant as a bit of fun. If you’re my parents – you probably have yourself to blame to some degree.


Oh sultry two by four

Hard length between my fingers

Knotty pine temptress


Xylophilia is an attraction to wood.  Not man-wood, I’m talking Beech, Birch, Oak and such. Whatever makes u happy I reckon…

Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

6 thoughts on “Fetish Haiku – Xylophilia”

  1. Informative. 😀 Nice. Maybe the next one can be about walls. You can spin that from a Trumps point of view. I saw this fetish on one episode of “Taboo” where some lady was attracted by the Berlin wall. It was crazy. 😀 Have fun writing.

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