Fetish Haiku – Xylophilia

Read here if you’re wondering “why the bloody hell is he writing fetish haiku?”

Now, if you’re my wife then I am sorry wife, it was only meant as a bit of fun. If you’re my parents – you probably have yourself to blame to some degree.


Oh sultry two by four

Hard length between my fingers

Knotty pine temptress


Xylophilia is an attraction to wood.  Not man-wood, I’m talking Beech, Birch, Oak and such. Whatever makes u happy I reckon…

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