Fetish Haiku – Xylophilia

Got wood?

Read here if you’re wondering “why the bloody hell is he writing fetish haiku?”

Now, if you’re my wife then I am sorry wife, it was only meant as a bit of fun. If you’re my parents – you probably have yourself to blame to some degree.

Xylophilia

Oh sultry two by four

Hard length between my fingers

Knotty pine temptress

 

Xylophilia is an attraction to wood.  Not man-wood, I’m talking Beech, Birch, Oak and such. Whatever makes u happy I reckon…

Author: Michael

Husband, dad,(ex)programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

6 thoughts on “Fetish Haiku – Xylophilia”

  1. Informative. 😀 Nice. Maybe the next one can be about walls. You can spin that from a Trumps point of view. I saw this fetish on one episode of “Taboo” where some lady was attracted by the Berlin wall. It was crazy. 😀 Have fun writing.

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