Read here if you’re wondering “why the bloody hell is he writing fetish haiku?”
Now, if you’re my wife then I am sorry wife, it was only meant as a bit of fun. If you’re my parents – you probably have yourself to blame to some degree.
Oh sultry two by four
Hard length between my fingers
Knotty pine temptress
Xylophilia is an attraction to wood. Not man-wood, I’m talking Beech, Birch, Oak and such. Whatever makes u happy I reckon…