This week they will be on the matter of getting well soon, so if you know someone who ails you are more than welcome to borrow them if you’re thinking of sending a nice card and some grapes perhaps. Let’s ease in nice and slow with something pleasant shall we. There’s plenty of time for it to go awry I assure you.
So you’ve got syphilis
This is as far as I got. Just the title. I started researching it right and oh my bloody hell it’s frigging awful. I can happily write a stupid poem about it with little knowledge but I confess to never having really understood fully just what it entails.
I tell you it is quite awful. It effects you for like forever and some of the things that happen to you are quite chilling. Let’s just say that you could indeed look back at the day your dick nearly fell of and think “Aah, good times.”
Bloody hell, I’m stopping writing now and having a rum and going to bed. Maybe 3 rums actually.
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