I tried to write a limerick once before and failed which you can read about here. But today I got close. Nowhere near the true horror but it’s a start.
Chap a know big fan of one night stands
got quite drunk and as part of plans
took a lass to his place
now has scabs on his face
and his knob and a rash on his hands
More lime TMI Limerick. 😒
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Lol… I meant “like”, but lime works too.
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I got ya 😉
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I agree with Mel!!
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