Southern chap, needin’ some lovin’
Had a thing with his buxom young cousin
Made a freak, quite inbred
With 3 arms,half a head
Put a coudin/son bun in her oven…
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Limerick o’clock…
Tag: incest
Look, another limerick! Yawn…
There once was a chap from Penzance
Who loved, woo’d, and married his Aunt
Had a kid, not the best
When you mess with incest
Born with 3 eyes, 2 cocks and no hands
Your rather late lunchtime limerick 25/02/18
Incy wincy oh my bloody hell!
Oh I hear that your feeling unwell
You got bit and it started to swell
Lets hope it’s not a spider
That then laid eggs inside ya
Cos they’ll burst out, that’s scary as hell
Your lunchtime limerick 24/02/18
Ooh what a lovely baguette you have sir
There once was a baker called Brad
Who was fancied by his girlfriend’s dad
The thought of his baguette
Brought him out in a sweat
And his cheese topped bread rolls drove him mad
Your lunchtime limerick 03/02/17
Inappropriate and just a bit…meh
There once was a chap who loved cake
so much so that for sponges he’d ache
for panache he would pine
for gateau most sublime
fell in love with a lass who could bake
It’s saturday…not my best day for limericks.
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I don’t have a dog called Caper – Daily prompt
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Your lunchtime limericks 02/02/17
Once a prudish young woman named Jude
Had a belly that seemed to protrude
It turned out to be gas
Cos she not let her ass
pass wind as he found it quite rude
I once worked with a woman called Cath
Didn’t shower and seldom did bath
god the stench from her pits
Tits and rank naughty bit
It’s not funny you so shouldn’t laugh
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I set myself a challenge this week…
Fatties in space – The Poem. Not for kiddies
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Your lunchtime limericks 01/02/17
Limericks? In the middle of the day? Surely not…
There once was a teacher named Tash
Who one day she did sprout a moustache
Cross her lip it did wend
And curl up at the end
Joined the circus and made loads of cash
There once was a farmer maned Bert
Loved his milk cows so much that it hurt
Went too far, made me shudder
What he did with that udder
Let’s just say that it caused quite the squirt…
There once was dancer called Shirley
Who’s pubes were quite thick and most curly
It was full and so plush
A most seventies bush
Who’d have thought for a creature most girly
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Fatties in space – The Poem. Not for kiddies
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Your lunchtime limerick 01/10/17
Another day another limerick.
This week the lunchtime limerick subject will be desire or something kind of inappropriate.
I seem to hate Trump, ghastly man
And I write of his deeds when i can
I should really relax
but he seems to hate blacks
and the poor and the sick and Islam
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Fatties in space – The Poem. Not for kiddies
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Your lunchtime limerick 30/9/17
Another day another limerick.
This week the lunchtime limerick subject will be desire or something kind of inappropriate.
Orange faced oaf of much note
looks to hide how he’s stolen your vote
picking fights, talking shite
big applause from the right
“Crooked Hilary lost” hear him gloat.
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Fatties in space – The Poem. Not for kiddies
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Your lunchtime limerick 29/9/17
Another day another limerick.
This week the lunchtime limerick subject will be desire or something kind of inappropriate.
A house wife from Bradford called Jess
Caught her hub one day wearing a dress
How it made her eyes pop
So he’s having the op
Now her Trevor’s becoming a Tess
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I set myself a challenge this week…
Fatties in space – The Poem. Not for kiddies
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Your lunchtime limerick 28/9/17
Another day another limerick.
This week the lunchtime limerick subject will be desire or something kind of inappropriate.
There once was a kid, quite forlorn
Found a stash of his fathers best porn
Now he’s happy and glad
but his father’s quite mad
Cos the pages are sticky and torn
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Fatties in space – The Poem. Not for kiddies
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Your lunchtime limerick 27/9/17
Another day another limerick.
This week the lunchtime limerick subject will be desire or something kind of inappropriate.
There once was a chap from Japan
loved a lady but also a man
got the best of both worlds
when he found this Thai girl
called Petunia, but used to be Stan
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Fatties in space – The Poem. Not for kiddies
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Your lunchtime limerick 26/9/17
Another day another limerick.
This week…The lunchtime limerick subject will be desire or something kind of inappropriate.
A suicide bomber names Bert
So frustrated, his testicles hurt
Blew himself into three
For the virgins you see
He was promised – tall, short, round and pert
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Fatties in space – The Poem. Not for kiddies
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Your lunchtime limerick 25/9/17
Another day another limerick.
This week…The lunchtime limerick subject will be desire or something kind of inappropriate.
Celibate, destined to be
Betrothed and in marriage set free
But it came to an end
When he banged her best friend
And said “join us babe, let’s make it three”
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Fatties in space – The Poem. Not for kiddies
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Your lunchtime limerick 24/9/17
Another day another limerick.
On being someone’s prison wife…
A posh boy addicted to coke
Stole a car and ran over a bloke
When the cops found him out
“My dads rich” he did shout
pretty mouth like his, jail is no joke
Happy Sunday!
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Your lunchtime limerick 23/9/17
Another day another limerick.
Okay, enough offending people. Back to life and stuff…
A cheeky young fellow from Rhyll
Thought his girlfriend was still on the pill
shed forgotten to take
What a costly mistake
Now they’re 18 with twins, what a thrill
Tomorrow…something else
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Your lunchtime limerick 22/9/17
Another day another limerick.
One last one I think, as if I haven’t offended enough people already this week.
A Jewish lass, Emily fisk
put her eternal life greatly at risk
with shrimp mussels and cod
she’d offended her god
Now each day she eats hot lobster bisque
Bit ropey but it’ll do…
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Your lunchtime limerick 21/9/17
Another day another limerick.
Continue my limericks on the fall from grace…
A Hindu lass hailing from Neath
caused her family much heartache and grief
and dishonour and shame
to the family name
As she sneakily gorged on roast beef
Back tomorrow with one last one I think
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Your lunchtime limerick 20/9/17
Another day another limerick.
On the matter of losing one’s faith…continued
A Muslim chap hailing from York
had a secretive yearning for pork
so he gave up the life
shaved, de-shrouded his wife
gorging bacon and beans with a spork.
Tomorrow there will be beef…
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Your lunchtime limerick 19/9/17
Another day another limerick.
On losing one’s faith.
A handsome poor priest name of Chad
Found that boobies they made him most glad
So he gave up the life
Found a super hot wife
With big lips, curvy hips and rich dad
Tomorrow…something about Pork…
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Your lunchtime limerick 18/9/17
Another day another limerick.
It was suggested I do some saccharin sweet limericks…Ill give it a try I guess. Feels a bit weird to be honest.
To my children
Each morning I look at your smiles
even though you both put us through trials
how your mother she bore you
I simply adore you
so does mum though you did give her piles
that could be a hallmark moment!
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Your lunchtime limerick 17/9/17
Another day another limerick.
A jolly fat bellied chap , Nick
Christmas Eve of the children got sick
so he went to the pub
had some drinks and some grub
cancelled Christmas next day, what a dick
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Your lunchtime limerick 16/9/17
Another day another limerick.
A limerick, at lunchtime. The clue’s in the title really…
A hillbilly chap, quite obese
one day coverered his sister in grease
from her toes to her head
then he took her to bed
she gave birth to his daughter and niece
maybe another incest based limerick because they fun
I once went to school with a lad
who had a quite young looking dad
turned out his mums lover
was his hot older brother
that’s just wrong, quite disturbing and mad
Anyway, have a good Saturday, not going to be writing much else today got a lot to do…
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