You really should read this first before proceeding, but you don’t have to – it will just make more sense if you do..I am not ready for the full story but thought I would start exploring story lines through the medium of poetry.
It’s a tale of the round, and the girthy who found
a real love, one that’s true , one that’s strong
and the passion they share, but they’re rather aware
that they just cannot ‘go’ for that long.
For rotund they both are and alas the pair far
From in shape, ‘less that shape is a ball
He has always been big from when he was a kid
And she got real fat after a fall
So both desperate to please one another and tease
In the bedroom they try to delight
So as well as whipped cream for this sexy young team
Nacho cheese and choc pudding tonight
But they try none the less, she fits into a dress
Far too small for a gal of her size
but he gazes with love, says “it fits like a glove”
Then devours her like burger and fries
He heaves up his full frame, and she calls out his name
legs akimbo his hands on her hips
says “I fancy some kink, here what do you think?”
and eats onion rings from her nips
But before it begins pudding still on his chins
and the nacho cheese on her top lip
his legs started to cramp and she’s barely got damp
he tries hard but he’s losing his grip
“That’s enough” she cries out, “I do not want to shout
But I’ve needs and I need to be drilled”
So she books them a flight, taking off the next night
On the love ship, she will be fulfilled
For it heads into space at a jolly quick pace
They’ll be freed of this gravity curse
Yes it cost all they’ve saved, but they’re feeling depraved
And she wants to dress up as a nurse
So next time I will tell, and use words such as swell
And engorge and perhaps Ill use thrust
And Ill tell a bit more and you might just adore
The next verse in this tale of fat lust
More stuff? No? I understand…
I think I’ve read enough of your stuff to say: “Classic Michael!”
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Ha thanks L, I’ll take that as a compliment coming form u 🙂
Thank you
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You bet! I’m almost as twisted and deranged as you are. Notice I said: “almost!”
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Haha almost indeed !
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In a world so worried about being politically correct, I’m grateful that humor like yours still exists. Lol… 😉
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My pleasure. Too much sadness I reckon – we all need to laugh more
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Yes we do! 😉
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