So I have this idea for a story right, but I think writing about the idea may be more fun than writing it – for now at least – because my kids read my blog sometimes and it would/will scar them.

Anyway…

The idea is a simple one.  It’s a tale of a company that flies particularly portly people to space so that they can have sex, unencumbered by the forces of gravity which must so inhibit those of a most enormous girth.

Now don’t get me wrong, this is not about fat shaming and I am not talking about your average fat person here, of which I am one, I am talking about your truly rotund specimens that might currently require a small winch to get out of bed or a wall removing from the house should they wish to go out to the shops to buy a sandwich.

Some of the lines I scribbled  down that I wanted to use were …

  • He devoured her like so many delicious cream buns that had gone before.
  • Her high pitched squeals of delight filled his mind with a craving for bacon
  • His heaving mass of desire floated towards her
  • somehow I wanted to work in …when she moved her bottom looked like two piglets fighting in a sack
  • she caressed each of his chins gently, staring into his chocolate pudding eyes
  • Locked together like lust filled sea creatures they drifted through the inky blackness oblivious to everything but the throbbing of…well actually I just had this desire to use the word throbbing in some capacity there.

I’m sure you get the general idea.  It’s very much a tale of passion and desire and fulfilment and there is a scene where our star crossed lovers Barry and Janet float across their chamber of love with him positioned behind her, hands on her hips and a large bowl of pudding in the very large small of her back.

Admittedly the idea needs some work but as a general idea I think its quite an evocative one.  Perhaps its chocolate dipped strawberries – that might work better.

So one for more consideration I think, it might make it to my blog it might not.  time will tell.


 

 

Want to read more of my stuff?  No.  Don’t blame you, no offence taken.

https://afterwards.blog/2017/07/29/a-collection-of-miserable-limericks/

https://afterwards.blog/2017/07/14/probing-a-cautionary-tale/

https://afterwards.blog/2017/07/03/first-blog-post/

https://afterwards.blog/2017/07/14/we-unlikely-few/

 

https://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/lust/

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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  1. These lines are deserving of a full story. Especially this one “Her high pitched squeals of delight filled his mind with a craving for bacon”

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  2. Hahahah, this is actually the first time a blog post made me laugh out loud! Those are GREAT! Would definitely be interested in reading that story.

    Kathrin — http://mycupofenglishtea.wordpress.com

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  3. Don’t forget the whipped cream…

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  4. This is a hilarious concept…although people might still think you are fat shaming them, even if you don’t mean to.

    I wonder if the same concept would work, but with something chubby/cute like pandas. They are rubbish at getting it on…so this might make sex more exciting for them!? Plus, I am way more keen to imagine pandas happily bouncing around a sexy space-craft…

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  5. This is hilarious. I think it would be a fun idea regardless of size.

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  6. […] poetry of a most dubious nature and I will most definitely avoid and writings on the matter of chubby people rutting like beasts in […]

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  7. All of them have endless possibilities. I would have fun with them and use them without a care.
    Sounds like you should create a separate blog and name to unleash your most beautiful and inner thoughts.

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  8. […] For something a little more pleasant you might possibly like this… […]

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  9. You seem to have created quite a buzz and a thrill of anticipation for the actual book… Evocatively hilarious!!

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  10. […] Fatties in space – not one for the kiddies […]

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  11. […] Fatties in space – not one for the kiddies […]

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  12. […] really should read this first before proceeding, but you don’t have to – it will just make more sense if you do..I am […]

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  13. Very interesting this head of yours. Laughing because I do love you wit! Creative way you handled this sexual dilemma. Might be on to something.

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  14. […] 1 is here and part 2 is here.  You really need to read those first for this to make much sense.  Not that […]

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About Michael

Husband, dad,programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation.

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