More limericks about sad things

my quest to determine whether a limerick can make the most horrid subject a little less so…

my quest to determine whether a limerick can make the most horrid subject a little less so…

 


I fellow I know, a romancer

lovely wife, healthy kids and great dancer

had it all so he thought

but it all came to nought

when he died really young of brain cancer


These Twins at birth were separated

who later in life met and dated

they had kids, sad to say

hip conjoined by the way

now in freak show they’re quite celebrated


“You’re adopted” says father to son

“and I’ve just had a chat to your mum

It’s just not working out

we don’t want you about

this parenting lark’s just no fun.”


 

Want to read more of my stuff?

This is kinda funny

and this kind of sad

This was just fun

 

Author: Michael

Husband, dad,programmer, comic collector and proud Yorkshireman. I have no idea why im here or why im writing but i rather enjoy it. no great fan of punctuation;

8 thoughts on “More limericks about sad things”

  1. Thanks. Theyre … the future. Bringing mirth to the darkest of times.

    So sorry you fell down a well
    Broke your legs, soiled your pants how u smell
    Gangarene ate your meat
    Now you’ve now got metal feet
    And you own a great wheel chair as well

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