Wednesday filthy limerick

The yin to my poetic yang…

Friend of mine met a lass from Bermuda

He pursued, flowers, food, woo’d and screwed her

But within ’bout a week

Realised, quite the freak,

As she cried, strap-on lubed, “Let’s get ruder!”

Surprise!! Yet another one of these

Don’t go acting all surprised.

A good friend of mine took her new lover

Off to bed only there to discover

He was epileptic, and thrashed

During sex, how she splashed

Up the walls, on the floor and bed cover.