Tag: depression

Once a lady with grace, class and poise

Had a craving for both girls and boys

She would keep it well hidden

What she thought was forbidden

And so got through so many sex toys

Oh you poor thing, I hope you’re well soon

Heard it’s swollen up like a balloon

That there’s swelling and weeping

And dripping and seeping

Then a discharge that stinks out the room

Prospective lover to his lady June

“One ball’s shrivelled just like a prune”

Nervously he confided 

“And I’m somewhat lopsided

Other’s swollen just like a balloon.”

A voluptuous temptress from Cuba

A vagina shaped quite like a tuba

And she would not delay

To allow you to play

Her, so wide was she, no need to lube her

Just work on the speed of that last line…it works I assure you .

Married chap with a thing for his gardener

Found his long garden hose quite the hardener

He would gaze at it’s girth

As it watered the earth

Made him wander and betray his partner

Friend of mine met a lass from Bermuda

He pursued, flowers, food, woo’d and screwed her

But within ’bout a week

Realised, quite the freak,

As she cried, strap-on lubed, “Let’s get ruder!”