Married chap with a thing for his gardener
Found his long garden hose quite the hardener
He would gaze at it’s girth
As it watered the earth
Made him wander and betray his partner
Another Limerick?
Go on, treat yourself.
Go on, treat yourself.
Married chap with a thing for his gardener
Found his long garden hose quite the hardener
He would gaze at it’s girth
As it watered the earth
Made him wander and betray his partner
Afterwards 
Nothing like a fresh, Spring limerick to get the juices flowing.
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Bahahahaha! That is good.
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